Ask Max: Male Whore or Pimp Ass Rocker?
Howdy kids,
Today’s question comes from a conversation I over heard this week. Two men were sitting around discussing what they were doing over the weekend. The shorter one says “I have a week of vacation coming up.” “Oh really what r you going to be doing?” says the taller one. “I’m going on a cruise.” well.. I’m not going to bore you with the details but, it turns out the shorter gentlemen was being treated to this cruise! All drinks, meals, airfare, hotel everything. AS A PAID WHORE… Which sounds “awesome” as a male. He gets a vacation he probably couldn’t afford and she gets sex.. LOTS OF SEX. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX.
Which brings me to the question. If I were single could or would I do this? Is this guy a whore or a pimp ass rocker? … I would have to take a couple of things into consideration. Is the person who is paying a hefer? hmmm… in this man’s case she isn’t… I’m so confused. how do you get into a situation like this.. I mean you have to admit sounds pretty fucking awesome! Do you run into someone at the checking out the melons at whole foods? How does that conversation start? “so pretty firm melons ha?” “ya I hear they are grown locally. Hey I’m heading on a cruise.. I need a whore you up for that?” I mean wtf??? The second consideration I would have to have answered is how often does this person do this? Am I the first, or does she do this every week? In reality does that really make a difference if you know your going to be a whore for the week? It’s totally mind blowing.. lol sometimes literally!
I think that, 1.) if I were single.. I would have to seriously consider doing it.. who knows… Anyway.. as you can probably tell I’m running out of questions so feel free to e-mail me questions. maxcalise@yahoo.com
