February 2011
2 posts
Ask Max just got better!
Ask max now has a couple of new features. The biggest one is the new way to submit questions! http://askmax.tumblr.com/ask will get messages to me! So feel free to send your questions there as well!!!!
Ask Max: Male Whore or Pimp Ass Rocker?
Howdy kids,
Today’s question comes from a conversation I over heard this week. Two men were sitting around discussing what they were doing over the weekend. The shorter one says “I have a week of vacation coming up.” “Oh really what r you going to be doing?” says the taller one. “I’m going on a cruise.” well.. I’m not going to bore you with...
January 2011
5 posts
Ask Max: Sarah Palin
Ben writes:
Why did it take so long to bring back Ask Max? And, what is the deal with Sarah Palin?
Wow, what a great question Ben! NOT… Ask Max went away because Myspace became a place only child molesters and musicians go to! Rupert Murdoch purchased it and no one wanted it anymore. People were logging off faster then the kids were running away from Michaels Neverland ranch! Facebook...
Ask Max.... Hate your job?
So the other day, while I was playing with a strangers dog i received this e-mail:
ASK MAX: WHY DOES MY EMPLOYER SUCK?
well, um.. you didn’t leave you name so ah…. lets call you someone who loves to complain….(max thinks really hard) Jesus lets call you Jesus.
So Jesus, you say your job sucks? well that very well may be. Or maybe its YOU. maybe you suck. Have you ever...
Ask Max: The ugly sweater...
So today, while I was in the steam room, I received this e-mail:
Dear Max, Since you’re the favorite brand of Buttars jam, I figured you’d have an amazing fashion sense. Tell me, is it rude to mock someone behind their back for wearing a sweater stolen right off an extra in 16 Candles? I mean, the bitch has either had to be in cryo for the last 25 years or reek of mothballs. But I...
Ask Max... Let me tell ya, being pregnant sucks!
Well sitting on the toilet today I received this e-mail:
Dear Max, I am almost nine months pregnant and my coworkers constantly say things like “You’re still pretty even though you’ve gained a lot of weight”. Is that a compliment? And how exactly does one respond to that? Also, I don’t think I can take those last few weeks of work wherein every day I show up at...
Ask Max! The best just got better... I think
Hello all,
For those of you following me since the days of Myspace (you know the site all the child molestors and bands are still on) you may remember a question and answer column I use to write. I called it ask max. Well it’s back and better then ever. feel free to e-mail me with your questions, maxcalise@yahoo.com, and check back at the new site askmax.tumblr.com for your answer. ...